Scenes from Christmas Shopping

In case you were worried, Old Town Coffee, Tea & Spice has you covered:

Thank God!

This might only be of interest to those of you shopping for my mother. In fact they probably made that sign for her.

In other news, this now apparently deserves it’s own shelf at Barnes & Noble:

A new take on vampires: SEXY vampires!

Sick of all that old, played out, teen paranormal romance? Don’t worry, the new stuff is over here.

I kid, but I would have been all over that about 13 years ago.

And lastly, please don’t forget to load up on vitamin C. It helps prevent scurvy and mall-fatigue.

Eat at least 11 servings of clementines daily